Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mott! Mott! Mott! Mott! Mott!
Dean Ulich, if my boys say it was the wiring, I gotta believe them.
- I want you to take care of yourself. - I will.
Why, does she have a penis?
GOD, BETTY. YOU'RE LIKE A GOAT
May I see that, please?
i"ll drink to that
Hair pie? Thank you.
Hold those arms out straight!
Al McWhiggin had a farm E-I-E-I-O
I say We blow the fuckers up
that are... That are quite acceptable
- Oh. - Come on, pal.
- Uh, Gilbert... - Yes, sir?
Good!
Nylon Panties
Point of order.
God! I’m in love with a nerd!
He's right, U.N.
You got other angles, Lamar?
Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person.
Lambdas all the way
Move! Move! Move it!
Yeah, but that's with a guy...
someday my son will grow to be a man.
Nobody cares. Don't you understand that? The university doesn't care.
- Hi. - Hi.
Wow, look at the body on miss sharon !!!!!
I feel nothing at all
Hey, Lewis, what time you got? I'm trying to work out our exact E.T.A.
What the fuck are robster craws
- Just like high school, right? - This is college.
This is pretty much me today...
- I... I... Do you have a room to rent? - Not for rent.
Yeah. Let's say one of us is up here with a woman?
- You can't get away with this. - Oh, no, I'm afraid I can.
chief and mayor
I just don't like the idea of leaving you here all alone.
The Greek Council.
Panties
You just got your ass whipped By a goddamned pastor
Gilbert?
More people voted for Clinton But Trump is taking office
when your dad takes your pie
I’m a major mark, and a, I’m pretty proud of it
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- Latrelle, Lamar. - Lamar Latrelle.
Jarod, Go get a pie and find out what's going on here
You gotta believe that you can do it!
It’s not for rent! Fuck off!
Here’s me at this point
God, take your towel off, please.
Okay, don't... Don't touch now.
Gilbert, I really don't think Miss Childs would have sent us over here
Great.
It is 3.14, so you know what that means!
Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
I'll take three of these kings out, and we'll replace them with three fresh cards.
I knew nobody'd pick us, Lewis.
Anyway, I won't be alone. I got Lewis.
There's your roommate, pal!
Aw, man, he's wasted!
- Hi, Betty. - Hi.
and I think it'll be a very nice place for you to enjoy your studies.
and you're probably all still very disoriented.
Good morning, Poindexter.
Just checking.
I'm a nerd.
while you and your boys rebuild theirs.
You Wanna Switch Glasses!!
Hi, there, big boy.
God, I'm in love with a pizza sauce
You can request a foam-rubber pillow.
'Cause all jocks think about is sports. All we ever think about is sex.
And if we don't, we're nothing but the nerds they say we are.
I’ll drink to that!!
- How about the freshman dorm? - What about the students living there now?
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Yes, sir.
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- And that's exactly what we're gonna do. - Yeah!
- Great, 1,258 bucks. Better than last year. - The nerds are over 2,000.
You’re that nerd!
Dad!
Dean, we got a big game coming up
"We've gone over your application, and it wasn't even close."
Look at the size of miss sharon's tits !!!!!
The fraternities will select their new members tomorrow.
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i say we blow the fuckers up
C'mon Betty, let
You know, this is really a great room.
you have very little chance of becoming Tri-Lambs.
We take league, we get a bowl bid.
Here's why. Uh-oh.
I’m feeling nothing at all
Nothing. Nothing.
And tonight,
And one! And two! And three!
We got Miss Duplantis to pose nude for our fraternity calendar !!!!!
because of the... Of the housing situation,
God, you were wonderful.
Well, we're not.
That shirt! Us 3 in the Strip. Ha
We prefer your high I.Q.'s
Listen, if Stan calls, tell him I'll call him back, okay?
Just good? Then what the hell are they selling so many of them for?