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Look, I just wanted to say about tonight, um...sorry...
he hadn't turned up the central heating.
God, maybe he does this every time I leave the house.
'And I'm saving my kidneys for little Ian.'
'There's Dobby. She doesn't like pasanda and quality TV drama.
me to the ceremony, just the reception.
'I'm the best man. I'm the best man who ever lived.'
Coming, Hans.
Poets, hippies, freaks, norms.
'The time he tried to cut my legs off when he was tripping
♪ Cos I'm in hell. ♪
'Could it be Dobby?
So, rrrraaaarrgh!
The reading light's gone, Mark. Ohh.
I saw the whole thing and so did Dobby.
Right, laterz.
'Oh, my God. I knew someone was going to get murdered.'
carrot cake every time she goes in there,
Did you...
God, has the entire world seen this fucking video?
'I'm going to make him confess his thermostat crimes.
I have feelings for this guy Joe,
'No pressure, but go out with me or I'll hang myself.'
Look, I'm sorry, Jez, but I've...
'I should put a mousetrap in there. That'd be fun.'
But don't, er... Obviously, don't rap.
'I simply want to eat some chocolate off my pillow
All right, Jez? Hans.
And the carrot cakes?
Could I marry my own son?
I think it's good how you said it.
Touche. We...we relent. Seriously, no...no harm meant.
'I'm aggressively glancing. Constant eye flicks and no smile.
at a temperature that suits them within limits.
Is...Dobby invited?
I'll-I'll leave you two to... Sorry.
Hey. Oh, hi.
Sorry.
and comparing the different coffee shops he doesn't like