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Well, why can't they do it in his bed?
Mark, can I put the heating on? I'm freezing.
was bristling with surveillance equipment.
'because he thought I was a demon? Or the time
Sorry, hi. Er, I'm afraid the, er, the best man, er, has gone AWOL.
Dogs getting married?
Hey, Mark, Dobs forgot the charger. Can I grab it?
I thought I was just totally open, totally cool,
Why don't you stop being a psycho and give her a ring?
But not actually the full...
I was just about to delete her off my phone.
Yeah? You don't want to hitch in England,
And you, well, you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down,
Yeah, got to go.
Is my room all right?
'then maybe a disappointing Skype chat with my son.
I'd put a glass in the face of anyone
'Man, he's got to be hurting. This is inhuman.
Thank you.
'Wrap up with a toast to the bride and groom, Hans, or possibly Simon,
BOTH: I can move, move, move any mountain.
'a really useful, usable bit of actual handcrafted wisdom that...
Bit like Jez with that bloke in your bed.
Team Hans are off to burn down the village.
You know when you want to get the fuck out,
'Fuck! What the...'