Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Dude. It's DOA. - Jesus.
You are gonna love this.
You told me he was no one.
I hate mondays much ajdha
We got three more coming in from that way!
Bee! Twelve o'clock! Cover fire!
Oh, I'll have more.
Uhh!!
What, the Decepticon that started the Chicago war?
This may be primarily my fault, okay.
Thank you.
All you had to do was report it, and now Lucas is dead.
Hell, yeah. Boom time. We got the gang back together.
- Eyes open. - I almost got it.
Tessa!
I'm coming for you!
Hey, snakeballs. How much for the truck?
You're not backing out on me here?
Hold! Hold fire!
Intruder alert! Back away from the premises!
At last. There is hope after all.
'cause you were talking about your ex-girlfriend,
Aah!!!
No!
- Uh, oh! - Fafa!
Spread out! Push right!
And next month, we detonate safely in the Mongolian desert.
Get out of the way, ALL OF YOU!!!
Grab whatever you think we can use for supplies.
- Tessa! - Help me, help me! Dad! Dad!
Let's get out of the car and tell him
Okay, he's in. Okay, okay, okay.
I'm an American!
Do it.
Shit.
Bring it over now! Let's go.
It's not normal steel.
Not from your company, from the government.
Over 1,300 dead.
Don't you realize what the Arctic find means?
I knew it.
We're hit! We're hit!
In germany we say Wir sehen uns am Montag, Zuckermäuschen
Oh no
That is why things are not.
I'm not hiding with you. I'm hiding outwith that big guy.
I am Your worst nightmare
We can break free! It's a separate ship! Hurry!
Let's go.
Oh!
- Tess, you ok?
Charge!
- Tessa’s in the car! - Fafa!
Don't look back.
Welcome to china
I can take you down, too, Mr. Black Ops. Don't you threaten me.
When your mom pics up your phone
with a dream of making the world a better place.
Reduced to melting evil old Decepticons down.
We've intercepted the encrypted communications.
- Yes, you did. - No, I didn't.
Look, I race rally cars.
Seven bucks, I keep talking.
Thousands of planets were cyber-formed with Seeds.
Weapons systems damaged.
Then I’ve got to clean it up
These are the only fun meetings.
Brave warriors...
"To Atone For Your Mistakes?"
Get over here!
But when I find out who's behind this,
Cold water, air dry, please.
- Quick! - Joshua!
I’m gonna break your fucking LG TV, Chevy! Shane! (Serena slapped Shane) What the fuck did you say?! Huh?! Fuck you, Chevy! You son of a bitch! I’m going to fucking spank you! (Serena spanking Shane’s ass 2 times) Oww! (Shane crying loudest) Fuck! (Serena slapped Shane) Incel mom! raping little girls
We got company below!
Well, for the record, Superdad,
Oh, Get out! Fafa!
He's been playing KSI all this time,
Come on, Optimus!
Repeat, on the move.
There are mysteries to the universe
Fafa, after the field!
And I was in charge of autopsy duty.
We're taking orders from a truck?
Really?
Okay, I'm barely touching it. I'm barely touching it.
Tank's empty, bro.
Hello, mother.
Well, it sure looks like you've been missed.
Remember this place when we were kids?
It's programmable matter.
Oh, my God!
You know how it upsets me.
Hang on, we're coming for you!
She's the best thing that ever happened.
The missile just missed your power source.
Come here. Help me. Hurry, hurry.
They're trying to build their own versions.
Son of a bitch. Let's go get him.
You have no idea what's been happening here.
Well, listen, I don't know why, but I have an idea about who.
Louis you are so grounded go to your room Gladly that's what I ever wanted
Agent, hello!
This little gentleman has been translating for us
(CADE: SQUEALING & SQUEAKING)
Let her go!
Okay.
Dad!
Only thing I'm concerned about is you being on my property
Always.
I got a welt on my head
A truck?
Alright, Fafa.
Give me the gun.
never again can we allow aliens to fight our battles for us.
and they took something that they called the Seed.
Cade Yeager,
Watch this.
Me when I see a furry
Come on, he's on us!
They don't know about the truck! I know! Just let her go.
These alien guns kick ass!
Yes.
Fafa, get out!
- I don't know what he means. - Good luck.
- Nope! - Fafa!
We're not scanning collector car junk.
We're not your technology!
Mr. Secretary.
What's the other version of this conversation?
Uh-huh.
Hit him, hit him, hit him!
Rule? Don't make it sound harsh, okay. It's wisdom.
Tell him to get away from my little girl now!
You ready?
Cade, I am in your debt.
- Fafa, grab my stick! Grab my stick! - What?
This has got to be the Supermax. Watch the corners.
They live, they talk, we're dead.
It's going to be okay.
Stop right there!
Clear.
Let me vaporize his ass.
Stinger is in pursuit.
Back up.
Tess...
- Look! - Fafa!
You stole mouthwash?
They designed this drone.
Your prototype's been controlling you.
Look, I fix that, it's 100 bucks. I fix that, it's $250.
That's why they're called Black Ops.
I love you.
Quickly! I'm setting off Lockdown's grenade!
Bee, you gotta calm down right now.
Me to my smart bbm friends:
Get in the car!
Dude, stop breaking stuff.
You're so square. Who even says smooching?
Math!
Sweetie, you know why I'm here? I'm here to protect you.
Please!
- if that was okay with you.
Come on, get in, let's go!
The company is headquartered in Chicago.
- She's in the car! - Tessa!
Catipult Valves...
I'm a sucky pilot, but let's give it a whirl.
I can't... This is really happening.