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providence!
They do what they want, when they want.
Three calzones...
I'm having lunch at his desk every day this week, just him and me.
I called in sick. I don't work in the snow.
- What? - I mean, Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?
I didn't have enough quarters for the dryer...
What the hell happened to your pork shoulder? He under cooked it!
Smells like a rubber fire
where's my spicy clucker?
That's Italian.
Hey hey, you steal-a my meme?!?
the last piece of the puzzle is in place
Are you out of your mind?
Oh, right. Yeah, it’s gifing.
- ...and one hot shirt and jacket. - Oh, yeah.
Pass it down. That's a good boy.
And I'm thousands of fleeing Japanese.
Jerry, you think those are Cubans?
Neither rain nor sleet nor- It's the first one!
I'll see you guys later.
And three times a week, I shall require a cannoli.
All right. Well, lay them on me. I'll have three of them.
Big manch wants a maguey burrito
You know, a lost and found could be a good idea.
My 2019 standard answer
Hello. This is Todd Gack.
...and just as I'm about to drop it in, he looks the other way.
No, you've got to have bills, paper money.
And a large soda.
You know, Elaine...
I BREAK YOUR HEAD OPEN! OH, MY GOD!
Remember I was telling you how Nicki always gets whatever she wants?
Oh, right. Yeah, it’s a pool day.
Hey, Todd, let me ask you a question.
I Believe The Deal Was That I Get Your Calzones On My Route!
Did you end up paying Todd for these things?
here's your money!
Hello.
- Then you got no calzones. - Wait a minute! Wait!
And I always take care of my paesanos, so here's a little something-
No, I never had a job.