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So the bet was the loser has to buy dinner?
- Number 49. - You know, uh, my last name is Costanza.
And I always take care of my paisanos, so here's a little something--
We're at the movies last night, it's sold out...
I called in sick. I don't work in the heat.
I will help you...but I will expect something in return. What? - Well, for starters...I want a calzone of my own. All right. And a slice of pepperoni pizza. And a large soda. And three times a week, I shall require a cannoli. A bit steep, don't you think?
What is the service that this tip is for, anyway?
Huckleberry
- I hear you make a mean calazon. - Calzone.
That’s a nice name, Todd Gack
Well, Today I Won't Be Going On My Route, Will I?
Come on.
Yeah, and I thought since you go by there every day...
You're lucky to have doors. When I was in the Army-
What's wrong with your oven?
Providence!
Was this whole bet thing just a way of asking me out?
Short Jewish guy against Darth Vader? I don't think so.
Don't come back again, ever.
- Why don't you see what you can do. - Okay.
...I want a calzone of my own.
But for tonight, I’ll be enjoying…..vegetable masala.
That's fantastic. Keep those muscles loosey-goosey.
- You're paying in change? - That's all I got.
- Six fifty your change. - Ah, yes.
smells like a rubber fire.
I called in sick. I don't work in the rain.
Three calzones...
I called in sick. I don't protest in the rain.
No, you don't understand. I wasn't taking it out.
Are you out of your mind? You'd suffocate in there.
Bold and beautiful.
Oh, baby, here we go.
What kind of a name is ednel anyway?
Everybody out. I've got eggplant on my mind.
You owe me a dinner.
You never see one of them lift anything over three pounds.
What to say to the poms
I said rubber fire.
You work at the car wash Neither rain, nor sleet, nor black ice
So you and I are kind of like countrymen. Paisanos.
To heat them up.
It was more than I wanted to spend, but what the hell.
That's Italian.
This calzone is fantastic.
You're supposed to deliver my calzones. We had a deal.
...but this is better and more convenient.