Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Help! Help! - Innkeeper!

I think, we ALL think making fun of Deag Was a good idea

...you will notice three distinct dimples.

- Dr. Schultz. - What a rare pleasure.

If it had been a snake, it would have bit me

- Touch your guns, you die. - Everybody, calm down!

- Who wants to know? - Well, I do.

That's 'cause you knows what I like.

And your character is that of The Valet.

Once she tells me that I agreed to a baby.

And these are our horses, Tony and Fritz.

How long you think she been in there? All damn day.

...time-wastin' sons of b**ches.

And all y'all know I ain't supposed to be on this trip.

They were goin' by the name Shaffer.

- I don't. - Yes, you do.

Growing up the son of a huge plantation owner in Mississippi

...normally, I would say auf Wiedersehen.

How disappointing.

And I'm supposed to believe your black ass?

and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize!

Apropos, before your exit,

But, not pointing any fingers, the pizza coulda been cheesier.

You know, before now I didn't know that burgundy was my color.

From now Don’t ask me and mines 4 Nuthin

Oh, so you've heard of it.

Sit your ass in that goddamn...

I think we all think 2 houses was a nice idea

How'd you like to partner up for the winter?

and apparently the entire town of Daughtrey,

May I lift the hands off the tabletop in order to remove my billfold?

Sometimes that's easier said than done.

You have to understand, Monsieur Candie,

You stay right here.

My good sir, perhaps we got off on the wrong boot.

Oh Jussie The lies you told...

- in the nigger fight game. - Hm-mm.

When you really sick of deez bitches

Well, then, we got nothin' more to talk about.

You need to keep this Smitty Bacall handbill.

What sort of melodrama could be brewing back there?

Calvin, just who the hell is this nigger you feels the need to entertain?

What is the matter?

Get Free Man Darryn here whatever he wants

Well this year won’t work. And next year won’t work But 2024?

Deanie the champion

Cock-A-Doodle-Do Nigga

did you just speak German or did you get to take her clothes off?

Yeah. If you say so.

Stephen, he's a slaver. It's different.

On what? That I shake your hand?

When you finally figure out where the turkey is you’ve been calling is roosting

sometime in the past two years?

than to come into Bill Sharp's town

I count two runs

VP Group All Day:

You in the saloon!

To the man with the exceptional beard

What is the point of havin' a nigger that speaks German

...they goddamned her.

As you please, Big Daddy.

and show your ass?

...you would have the same three dimples in the same place...

You had my curiosity But now you have my attention

before you had a moment to come to your senses.

In Greenville...

I've just had the sights fixed and they're perfect.

And I'm gonna personally strip and clip that garboon myself.

Nigger love's a powerful emotion, boy.

You got to clean these dishes,

...I didn't seek you out for your advice.

$1,500 for each of his three accomplices:

Well, come on inside and get yourself somethin' cool to drink.

Oh, me and my wife do.

I can see all the passions you inspire are completely justified.

one direction would work on the waterslides to make them go faster. yes the fristion would triple the speed by 6660000X.

Come on up, now, boy. Get yourself a rest.

Bye, Miss Lara.

Get these goddamn dogs away from this nigger!

Wearing nods for the first time

Use your weight, boy, use your weight! There you go.

Silver Tongue Devil

Ain't nothin' lower than a black slaver.

So we make some money this winter, and when the snow melts,

- Sure was. - Now, that $9,000 figure

Would you care to?

They ain't here for no musclebound Jimmie.

Do I sound like a fuckin' slave?

I Can’t Shovel No more Monsieur Candy

Hey, white boy.

Yes, of course, doctor.

Ain't got no use for him. Ain't that right, doc?

Quite an honor.

it would appear that Broomhilda is, in fact... the right nigger.

You mean get up out of my chair?

Auf Wiedersehen.

- Hold it! - No.

That means we visit every plantation in Gatlinburg till we find 'em.

But Smitty Bacall wanted to rob stagecoaches

Do most slaves believe in marriage?

I'm not antagonizing him. I'm intriguing him.

I truly have killed him,

Well, you're paraphrasing a tad, but...

He scales the mountain, because he's not afraid of it.

- What? - They tricked us!

I say splendid, doctor. Splendid.

You better keep them eyeballs of them

A black slaver is lower than the head house nigger...

Huh. Well, just leave 'em out here, they ain't going nowhere.

Or your fancy-pants nigger?

Bright day, huh, Bright Boy?

Now, according to Moguy, if I do business with you,

Who is dat nigga up on that nag

You may clear the dinner service.

Let's get to it.

That is who Smitty Bacall is.

You little dickens, you. I don't see why not.

Hell... the Soldiers in 13th got it worst than that.

They whippin' Little Jody?

- Doctor, you can't go in there! - Stephen, Stephen.

unburdened by genius,

alopecia would work on the tables to crumble them. yes the balding would crop them stripped.

...Moguy tells me you looked over my African flesh

To which me myself said, What is your definition of ridiculous?

Fair enough, marshal. Here we come.

...that was the general gist.

It implies good faith.

When you exploit grays money

And then my Mr. Tuttle and your Mr. Moguy

Not on my property!

and over here we have contestant number 4... faye bridges is a toxic bitch!

You know Massa Carrucan ain't gonna appreciate this.

See, I told you to put some more power in there.

What would your price be?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

In other words, first thing is first.

I did all this yard work

And when they do, oh, Lord, what they gonna do to your ass!

Despite that cart, I haven't practiced dentistry in five years.

YES'M BIG DADDY!

You are used to it?

Now that should be your first, second, third, fourth, and fifth concern.

What about my 15 ejaculations I expect 15 ejaculatons

In other words, SWING, you owe me $150.

You Little Dickens I Don’t See Why Not!

- huh, sugar bear? - Oh, Lord, she like them niggers.

Or Throw him to the Mandingos. Feed him to Stonesipher's dogs.

You uppity son of a...

And all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize

On the other hand, I need your help.

And I want you to take 'em to the Greenville auction and sell 'em.

Monsiuer Candie