Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You gon’ put dat sausage in’da smokehouse?!

the North Star is that one.

They here for dat gurl.

- I said niggers on horses... - His name is Django.

and he rode in on a horse with a white man.

Goddamn it! This is a raid! I can't see, you can't see!

...who knows what could happen?

The Black Hercules ! More like N****-les

$1,500 for each of his...

Annette & tRump

on Smitty Bacall and the Bacall Gang.

But I do believe that, given time,

No. No, please...

Buddy, that’s pretty fucking low

They woulda come to the plantation this past year.

Look at 'em run.

That's the girl’s name. Tata!

? The hell you say

No offense given...

Hey! Come inside!

Would you be a dear, go out there and give them gals an eyeball? Hm?

Here, here and here.

And I would need my Mr. Tuttle to draw up a legal contract

...I ain't never heard of no black bounty hunter before.

...you will sell him cheap.

now you can log it

This Candyland, nigga!

but now you have my attention.

tHEY GONNA WORK YOU. EVERYDAY. ALL DAY.

Let me... ...unring this bell!

ME LEAVING WORK IN MY VEHICLE THIS MORNING

I do have a little bit of a background in the European traveling circus.

I worked for hours on that design For you ungrateful sons of bitches

You ungrateful sons of bitches

I think we all think including ESPN was a good idea Just their rankings are dogwater

Take me there NOW

if you ain't got no problem with burnin' the bed, the sheets,

Jerry Jones to Mike McCarthy next season

- Yeah! - Whoo!

You said in 76 years on this plantation,

Who are you two jokers?

And we gotta make a lesson out of him.

Now move, nigger!

- I cannot hear myself think! - Quiet down, Marsha!

That iron is nasty business.

You wouldn't pay no never mind to no $300.

Biden Supporters Trump Supporters

I said how'd you like to make $11,000? 11,500, actually.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Now, why that German gives a fuck who that uppity son of a bitch

Finding that annoying rouge hair you KNOW is there.. It’s like a reward

You do that, I agree to give you your freedom,

But if it was my money, I wouldn't pay no $12,000 for him.

But apparently this farmer ain't all about the farm.

- Did he give you any money? - No! Not yet. But...

Niggers don't walk around here, niggers run!

Marshal! Marshal!

Stephen, how you like my new duds?

Yeah, Achilles. He and Sombra, them niggers know each other.

I'll be damned.

Harlow telling us his wife was Up all night sewing this tabletop canvas

We found your wanted posters...

Yes, a dubious proposition at best

And I said, What's so special about that?

Is that a n**** on a horse?

Yes’m Big Daddy

there's always going to be a mountain in there somewhere.

Now, gentlemen, I do apologize, but I am weary from our travels beyond words.

above loyal that a nigger can aspire to.

Did that black ride into Candyland yesterday?

Not around my gamers

Well done, Calvin.

- You mean the Shaffers? - Maybe.

It’s Pattaya, it’s different

You can't destroy Candyland!

- Yessir, boss. - Oh, now you are one lucky nigger.

She disobeys him in some way.

...if I was holding the skull of an Isaac Newton or Galileo,

Mueller to Barr... No. That's not what I said.

Jessie smullott

I'm lookin' for three white men. Three brothers. Overseers.

This is what people say when they see me running in a rural area

I was beginning to think that you and that old crow run off together.

Also, if I were you,

Ooh. What happened to Mr. I Wanna Shoot White Folks For Money?

Identity’s the champion.. those other two pretty good

of the criminal justice system of the United States of America.

Matter of fact, so am I.

Fair enough. But now you're a horse thief, and they hang horse thieves.

Mr. Pooch is gonna let loose with both barrels of that sawed-off.

And I, for one, don't intend to die in Chickasaw County, Mississippi, USA.

Who the fuck is Marshmello & Smitty Bacall?

...out of New Orleans, so I have quite a bit of practice with theater types.

They gonna work ya.

Needs to buy a horse.

Oh, y'all gonna be together with Calvin in the by-and-by, all right.

signed by Circuit Court Judge Henry Allen Laudermilk of Austin, Texas,

and get yourselves some coffee.

a confidential strategy meeting with my confidant.

No, we just talked and...

in this instance, I think it's pretty safe.

I think we all think the bag was a nice idea.

then you can start to implement a grand design.

Damn it, son of a bitch!

little dose of nigger love

NO. THAT’S NOT WHAT I SAID...

You scarin' me.

And I was wondering what Dumas would make of all this.

However, at this endeavor,

for a truly tasty beverage, the right whiskey.

We will be playing james brown radio

Now, gentlemen...

Come on in here.

We're having white cake!

and take him around the grounds here and show him all the pretty stuff.

You got to earn it Whiteboy

You be damned, blackie, we're not bandits.

Chantell be like…

Nigger and the German was actin' like they were slavers but they wasn't.

When you find the tree that the turkey you’ve been calling is in

in the most popular of all the German legends.

â™ª By-and-by

Wanted. Dead or alive. Smitty Bacall and the Smitty Bacall Gang.

They playing your ass for a fool is what I'm talking about.

Who is that nigga up on that balcony?

Could you please stop playing Beethoven? Take your hands off the harp!

Now, are you the Speck Brothers?

There's been a lot of heartbreak in this discord

- You sure that's him? - Yeah.

Bill and Cody went lookin' for her, found her, brung her back.

State your business or prepare to get winged!

Django, Django-

I'm simply tryin' to ascertain if this cowboy here is takin' advantage of you.

Wee e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e A e i o u i am going to destroy the number 1

So don't make any quick movements, and let me do the talking.

JR the best. Lawler is pretty good.

Stand up straight, now!

- What's your name, boy? - His name is Django Freeman.

but it looks like this pony's got big eyes for Django.

I can't see fuckin' shit outta this thing.

You are quite the dapper European gentleman.

Cock-a- doodle-do nigga

I'm keeping it funny for you. Now, John, please.

Yes’m Big Daddy!

It is just linguini And white clam sauce

What you want?!

She bein' punished.

Or your fancy pants nigger.

I worked all year getting those lockers And all I hear is criticize criticize criticize!

Alexandre Dumas is black

Now quit your pussyfooting and shoot him.