Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You wouldn't think Tutti Frutti and Tiger's Blood
Instagram is about creating jealousy through a fake life
Hey, if you're ever in Oakdale‐‐
As an officer of the law,
I'm gonna send him one back.
and you're good to go.
so let's make this the perfect family vacation.
We're not swingers.
‐ I just have to pass this fitness test.
‐ Well, only one more kid to enter.
there's only one thing we can do.
It's a clichéd story.
‐ Girls and nightstands. Am I right, partner?
Oh, but there's nowhere to lounge.
‐ Mia somehow found somebody better than me.
‐ You and you are sociopaths! ‐ But great company.
‐ Annoy the crap out of them, instigate a violent brawl,
I can ba‐boom and ba‐bang myself!
Pen in the pencil sharpener. [laughs]
‐ Isn't that the jet ski that we left for Nick and Nina?
‐ Jeremy's gone.
‐ What do you recommend?
‐ You can take the jet ski.
Nina, remind him. [laughs]
‐ I love burning stuff, but why are we doing this?
‐ I'm tired of looking like me.
‐ Ooh! ‐ [grunts]
‐ I lost the cutest boy.
And check out her RI. ‐ Her what?
‐ [grunts] ‐ Eat Coppertone, bitch!
‐ Ooh, parasailing, waterskiing, wakeboarding.
‐ They're dead!
‐ Girl, you need to swim the hell away from my bar.
‐ I don't know, honey. Which bed do you think?
‐ Hmm.
who that guy was with Mia.
but you can have too many friends.
‐ Annie, look at the pony he's rocking.
[cell phone buzzes]