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‐ So wanna watch "King of Queens" on our bed or yours?
[both cackle]
Huh?
‐ Are you suggesting...
‐ Okay, but the show's starting.
and then measuring said jealousy in likes and comments.
‐ What‐‐just drive.
[record scratches] ‐ Room for two more?
If you can't swim, why were you pretending to be a lifeguard?
Refresh— damn!!
‐ I'm gonna eat good this summer.
You're a hack, Jing!
not have to go to summer school this year.
‐ Did you see him do it?
If she was jealous, she would've said something.
I mean, you were partying with those college girls.
watching a beautiful sunset in matching outfits.
‐ No, but I believe in me.
‐ Maybe I should be jealous.
‐ It's not you. It's my wife.
grabbed two shrimp in melted ice water.
Okay, get ready. [grunts]
and we both have the summer off.
I looked everywhere from Ballroom A
‐ I can't believe I'm saying this,
you can never have too many friends.
has completed his fitness test.
‐ [yelps, pants]
[angelic chorus]
‐ Eat Coppertone, bitch!
‐ Us? Oh, we met on a plane.
♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo
‐ Mm.
both: Sure, Mom.
‐ Get your untanned butts over here!