Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shirley's not coming.

Great idea. Let's do it!

- Don't go in there, man. - What?

have been called animals their whole lives.

Irish chins, women's breasts.

This isn't the real you.

and taking the stranger's side?

and... I couldn't take the pressure,

because it won't happen!

Waiting for a superstar to notice you.

This has the potential

football was the most important thing in the world.

Where's the soul?

This is the arrogant jock

But take it from me, that's human for "hello".

I miss knowing what to think.

because their parents are bigots!

I'll go with you.

I miss having a coach.

- we'll be in better shape. - Yeah, you're right.

Reporters are gonna be there.

Unfortunately, I don't know what to do about the mascot.

Where's Shirley?

But here... here... he's all alone,

- Oh, I think it's... - Oh. Okay.

Did you know they had a football?

damages the part of his brain that feels pride.

I saw there was nothing to worry about here.