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Where's Shirley?
- Don't go in there, man. - What?
Unfortunately, I don't know what to do about the mascot.
But take it from me, that's human for "hello".
I saw there was nothing to worry about here.
football was the most important thing in the world.
This isn't the real you.
I miss having a coach.
This is the arrogant jock
This has the potential
Whoo!
Waiting for a superstar to notice you.
Great idea. Let's do it!
I'll go with you.
and... I couldn't take the pressure,
because their parents are bigots!
You're right.
Hi, everybody.
Irish chins, women's breasts.
Did you know they had a football?
I miss knowing what to think.
- Oh, I think it's... - Oh. Okay.
and taking the stranger's side?
Reporters are gonna be there.
But here... here... he's all alone,
have been called animals their whole lives.
because it won't happen!
Shirley's not coming.
Where's the soul?
damages the part of his brain that feels pride.
You got that?
- we'll be in better shape. - Yeah, you're right.