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in high school.
Well, yes, yes, I would.
about declining that offer.
Um, Pierce, that's the dean.
Well, we are missing a pipsqueak,
- for men? - I don't...
you need to pee alone.
I think if you said, "jump," he'd say, "how high?'
I've been...
I'll never get to be with him!
It's like a drug, isn't it?
- First of all... - Mm-hmm.
Oh, figuratively speaking.
When you played, you were a god.
The important thing is that you are the only one there for him.
Until then, would you excuse us?
was the best thing that ever happened to him.
You have got to turn off your cell...
and our species.
What? She's offended?
Maybe... it's because men make the world go round?
if and when some accident
Britta's right, you are the most selfish person alive!
What if Troy did play for Greendale?
You got the most you were ever gonna get out of football
Well, the galaxy's not going anywhere.
And if Troy isn't one of them,
How much did the Dean pay you to make Troy play football?
Mailers? I didn't give permission for this.
And for that you'd convince Troy
But we did lean on that pretty hard last week.
that I am a student at a community college,
Okay. What's the closest planet to Earth?
Yes!
There was a scout coming to the final game at Riverside
Hi!
for non-superficial reasons