Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why, thank you, Jay. You're such a sweet boy.
♪ Every minute's like a hundred hours ♪
Maury, Bernie Sanders replied to my text. She wants to Zoom.
[gasps] Rick, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Andrew, you should use Nick's attic to hook up with Bernie.
[grunting]
Fondling each other's breasts?
Come on, give the lady what she wants,
As much as I would love for him to murder my vagina,
Do you want to three-way make out with me and Devon?
Andrew's at a soo-soo party?
[giggles]
The hookup house, it's just like the dream, kind of.
♪ But your high heels are so loud ♪
Yes. Yes, we can.
Someone needs to make out and change that vibe, baby.
Okay, Bernie. This one you'll like 'cause I know you're a Richard Gere-head.
you know, because, uh, you're new in town.
♪ Every hour's like a million years ♪
Now, if you'll excuse us, this party sucks.
Really fucking hot, baby. He's forbidden fruit.
♪ The loneliness is all-consuming ♪
-It's the family account. -That's it.
Good morning, Bridgeton Middle.
What's that nympho doing now?
I personally think that went about as well as it could have.
Oh, what I wouldn't give to attack Bernie Sanders just like that.
Should we maybe take off our shirts?
At least my kerosene-soaked fireworks are okay.
Yeah. What do you need, kid?
[growls sexily]
Oh, that feels nice.
And maybe the stress of Connie not wanting the baby.
[crying]
♪ Get me out of this cage ♪
This is nice.
and I could "shovel your driveway."
so you can see my Jewish fucking torso.
♪ I'm a pent-up Sex-starved ball of rage ♪
I only know him from his work as a racist and an anti-Semite.
♪ Get me out of this hell ♪
Like a motorcycle that he straddles with his ample groin.