Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. Take it easy, Kimberly.

Hello, Constance.

-Whoa, mama. Jumping Julia Roberts.

Maybe after school, we could go back to your place

Oh, you finished, didn't you?

Oh God. What does that mean?

Oh yeah, my man's got a hard little piece of chalk in his panties.

You're hot, but you're short.

All right now, children of the night, loosen up.

I knew this was a bad idea, Connie. Connie?

[doorbell rings]

I was saving those for our one-month anniversary.

-Even though nobody's up there. -What?

but, like, I'd go, I guess, if you wanna.

Yeah, that's exactly what I was gonna say.

-Holy shit. -Oh fuck!

I just wanna see him so bad.

I need you to say it, Nick. I could do better.

And then everyone will start kissing.

Andrew, put your hand on my belly.

I came here to do two things. Eat some Pringles and get my body rocked.

It's the rules. Picture it in your tiny mind.

Ooh! Hey, Matthew.

Eh, not really.

You're my snowplow! I already pay you in dinner!

ladies and gentlemen to honor america please stand remove your hats and join national recording artist jessie g as she sings our national anthem

♪ 'Cause I'm so horny ♪

It's a whole other thing to bring my boyfriend home.

you guys normally have on your morning announcements?

and it stinks really good, like the gym locker room.

♪ My dad is a light sleeper ♪