Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wow, that's really nice, Missy. Thank you.

My lips are too shy to be nudie.

Ice cream. Hey, somebody want some ice cream?

-Hookup house? -What?

Absolutely, sweetheart. That's why we're here.

Ladies, you both want some ass. Let's go.

I know it's only been a few weeks, but I miss you so much.

Yeah, whose dick is rotting now?

♪ Is like a dagger plunging into my ears ♪

-Oh. -I'm sorry, uh…

-The brakes don't work. -Neither do the doors. We're gonna die.

I guess everyone's doing it?

And there's all these weird people here,

-Yes, you-- Oh. Andrew? -Oh, you like that?

Clearly, your peers recognize us as a safe haven for sex positivity.

Ha, ha. You're pathetic.

Is that my Pretty Woman costume?

Well, I promise to protect and serve all of your son's holes.

[in normal voice] Oh, sweet Matthew, I think that's just my dick.

Now it's time to rub their faces in it.

♪ Welcome to my parents' house ♪

Uh, Matthew, your mother and I have been watching Will & Grace.

♪ I need some space ♪

Your friends are all hooking up in your house

♪ I never needed a friend so much ♪

Lemonade? Chapstick? You might need it later.

You hooked up at my house?

Did you see it when I fell down a flight of stairs, farting all the way?

Eh, fuck it, I'll take them anyway.

♪ I gotta drain my balls ♪

Okay. This is gonna be over in about 45 seconds.