Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, come on, they already know you're gay.

Aw, Nick's baby shoes are adorable.

♪ It's how much steak you can eat In one sitting ♪

Yeah, let's go upstairs and Zoom-Zoom from your room-room.

You know, boys, I would kiss Taye Diggs.

The boy's probably mounting a corpse right now!

because this pretty woman needs some new clothes.

Oh shit, Lola. Are you crying under there?

♪ I bet you're feeling horny now ♪

Okay, guys, I'm gonna skip over the anal stuff

Get out there and shovel the driveway before it stops snowing.

You too? Go! Get outta here!

Wanna be my sister, who I kiss?

Uh, quick. You're losing her.

It's like kissing a dentist.

…we're out of Pringles.

-He was at church? -Church?

-Sorry. -Further.

I'm fine. [laughs]

Just keep going. We'll deal with the fallout later.

And I guess now you want nothing to do with me?

What is that? Is that from something?

-I don't wanna rock the boat. -All right.

I wanted a rebound hookup,

Oh, Maury, I can't get Bernie Sanders off my mind.

[sexy music plays]

-♪ Gonna snap ♪ -♪ Gonna kill ♪

I'll get some ice cream for my son and his boyfriend. [laughs]

I'm sorry, but I can't let you go up there, Marty.

God, I hope so.

with an ashtray in his bed and an angry dog by his side.

That's right. I didn't have my first kiss until I was 24,

So sorry. [chuckles]

I think I might have left the light on in the garage.

Uh, is the car moving?

There he is, Maury.

And Elijah isn't even here.

Hey, Jessi, who's that dirty little danish over there?

I'd be tongue-deep in someone else's throat.

I need you to stand on my grandmother's dead skull