Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Like, you squeeze your boobs and I squeeze mine?

No, Nick, make out with me first.

It's all too humiliating.

♪ Nasty, nasty, yeah ♪

Oh, I think I left the light on in my room.

Oh, hey, Nick's friend, Jessi.

[Nick] It's just so gross.

but it still counts as a hookup, right, Duke?

Your pecker or your door? One of them's getting removed.

That's it. I'm finishing the mohel's job. Get your--

That was Diane's Halloween costume when you were six.

I know. It feels like a million years since Jay's long tongue was in my mouth.

Missy, there he is. Little Mel Gibson.

Nick, when are you gonna learn?

No, Nick, we have called American dibs on your small, strong body.

That goddamn door is coming down.

-Hello? -Diane, it's Barbara.

I'm gonna go watch Elliot and Diane fuck.

I am a local child looking for hot action.

Oh yeah, Will & Grace. They're so funny. I love Karen.

Holy shit. We're alive.

No, I'm not some creep.

-Uh, you could do better? -No, that feels hollow.

♪ I know somewhere There's floods and famine ♪

I bet you think it bothers me that Jay picked Matthew over me.

Oh, sweetie, you make a beautiful sex worker.

But I know what you mean. I'm feeling kinda randy.

Oh God. It's so hot how smooth and clean your teeth are.

Hot tip, Nick. Next time you throw a sex party,

Come on, Jessi. Let's go hunting for Judd's dick.

He frenched so many girls. They had a PTA meeting about him.

[Connie] Oh shit, Klepto Baby, you're pissing your diaper.

Ooh, why don't you go flirt with that sexy green girl?

Yeah, uh, doy. I wanna eat his silver hair.

And it's the attic of our fantasies.