Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's too old for me.
♪ I'm gonna explode! ♪
So Judd will have to hook up with you.
It's dark. It's private,
♪ I gotta blow some steam ♪
"But while I'm here, might I snack on that ass?"
No, Jay. We're rolling towards the edge of the cliff.
Yes, I feel the same way.
[all panting]
-You've unleashed a monster on this town. -Oh God.
Like taking candy from a baby.
♪ How I crave a human touch ♪
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but the answer is… my penis.
and they're not even hooking up or anything.
[laughing]
Ladies, ladies, there's enough of my small, strong body for all of you.
♪ But honestly, how can I begin to care? ♪
-Oh. -Oh shit.
Oh, you came so close to touching her sweet socialist sweater sausages.
Dozens of dark corners to get absolutely nasty.
-Elijah. I just moved here from Virginia. -Oh.
I guess it's because I'm, like, becoming a big, studly man too.
See how he's just standing there and, like, blinking occasionally?
Oh God, Connie. I want that for me.
You mean that old Christmas tree?
Hey, Bernie, do you think maybe you might wanna be my girlfriend?
♪ I gotta blow this joint ♪
♪ I'm so horny ♪
No, it makes me wanna sing.
But you live at home with your father who wants to remove your penis?
♪ Welcome to my parents' house ♪
Brittany, your turn.
"Dear Sugarpuss…"
Turn it off before I stab you in the eye with this fork.
You open that door now.
Please, just let us take our pervert and go home.