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And as long as it is, I'm going to buy me one of them half-hour doctor certificates.
To that greedy college.
She's about to bust your door.
No, wait a minute.
Texas tea.
Nurse, clear this ward.
He's back.
I'll help you, Jed.
Maybe you'd like to tell me what heals you.
Did you call me, Granny?
Stand back, please.
Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
To get your Uncle Jed to wear that nightshirt and put a lampshade on his head.
Asked me the craziest darn fool questions you ever did hear.
Ha!
Indeed it is.
Worst case of heartburn I ever did see!
Well, me and him went over to Paul's movie studio.
One million dollars.
And if there's enough left over, I'll take one for brain surgery, too.
Nurse, don't you never whistle and yell, hey, Jethro, at me.
You wear this when you receive your degree.
Clampett.