Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's this get-up supposed to be?

Maybe that would have cured them.

Right on the front page.

What seems to be your trouble?

The one with the fancy piece of paper that says he knows everything.

Then why are you all dooted up like this?

Now listen, I want you to comb that alumni list again.

Pa, Pa, come quick!

Nervous little thing, ain't she?

Pa, Grady and Jethro's are coming.

Oh, ma'am, don't you want to put her clothes on?

I wouldn't tell you if you did ask.

Let's see if we can't come up with a few more of those really big ones.

Well, that's what I heard.

Your Uncle Jen don't know chills from chigger bites.

Hey, Granny, how about buying me one to be a brain surgeon?

Hey, you graduated quicker than Uncle Jeb, and it didn't even take you a half hour.

Makes no sense at all.

I'll save the little girl.

He don't know the grip from the pip.

Yeah, if you're gonna be a doctor, you gotta have one of these here so tickets to hang up on your wall.

What's all the shouting about down there?

Oh, that means everybody.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Yeah, but... I don't need your charity, Jed Plampett.