Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wouldn't tell you if you did ask.

Maybe that would have cured them.

Hey, you graduated quicker than Uncle Jeb, and it didn't even take you a half hour.

Then why are you all dooted up like this?

Pa, Pa, come quick!

What seems to be your trouble?

Hey, Granny, how about buying me one to be a brain surgeon?

I'll save the little girl.

Your Uncle Jen don't know chills from chigger bites.

Let's see if we can't come up with a few more of those really big ones.

He don't know the grip from the pip.

Nervous little thing, ain't she?

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Oh, ma'am, don't you want to put her clothes on?

The one with the fancy piece of paper that says he knows everything.

Well, that's what I heard.

Yeah, but... I don't need your charity, Jed Plampett.

Oh, that means everybody.

Pa, Grady and Jethro's are coming.

What's all the shouting about down there?

Right on the front page.

Makes no sense at all.

What's this get-up supposed to be?

Now listen, I want you to comb that alumni list again.

Yeah, if you're gonna be a doctor, you gotta have one of these here so tickets to hang up on your wall.