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[God] Son.
[Amenadiel sighs] Right.
Hey, so, uh, what happened back at the precinct?
I would like to instead ask you one simple question
You have that look on your face.
looking like the perfect son.
he couldn't shake the love of the game.
[engines revving]
[door opens, closes]
[Lucifer] There he is.
Becoming your own man.
-That's right. -[chuckles]
Go on, go ahead, Dad, blame it all on me, like always.
and the Goddess of all creation.
You know, Larry was always jealous of Chris.
Thank you, God, for this food and the company, and…
Wonderful meal with family.
Ah, well, if you appreciate that,
Where is everybody?
I saw Chris take a gas can from the shed.
Yes, anything.
He is behind every bad thing that's ever happened to me!
I dropped by the, uh, Kingdom last night.
Well, of course it is. [scoffs]
All I wanted to do was burn that toxic place down.
What?
[softly] Chloe, I am so sorry.
I just want him to admit to the fact that he's a bad father.
-For either of us. -[whooshing]
Want a drink?
He signed it.
I think you messed up when you made demons.
-It's "Michael"! -Is it?
Okay?
then suddenly, it all came into place.
Yeah, I was getting lit up by a bunch of tweens in my new laser tag arena,
So, you know, no parallel.
I'm the father of--
Chris came to you for a job?
Hi.
maybe that's part of the reason he is a bad father.
-We're good. -What do we have?
When I don't wanna lie, I don't answer the question.
then I really have failed.
[scoffs] So you were willing to sacrifice yourself for your own children?
Yeah, we found traces of ZX3 in the fuel that burned down the Kingdom.
[Charlie cooing]
but they say they didn't see any struggle or hear any arguments.
and rather than fight that, I thought I would use that to help you.
On Earth.
-[rock and roll playing on piano] -[cheering]
We rearranged his putt-putt statues in suggestive positions.
and hey, guys, you have to play in the Family War Zone.
Michael has made quite a mess here on Earth.
three sons who want their father's love.
do you love us?
the wayward son rebelled against the family, forged his own path,
Hmm. He seems more like an Amenadiel to me.