Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[scoffs]
Father, is he--
you'll love what I did with your squires on the second hole.
♪ I got a fever Running up a hundred degrees ♪
Perhaps.
And I'd never change that.
Clearly you don't think that--
Sorry I'm late!
[Linda laughing]
I met Eve
Yes, of course, oh, this is all my fault.
You… are you.
Kidnapped the woman that I-- [huffs]
I should have stayed home.
Hey.
[woman] Things escalated lately.
Yes, it's you.
Doesn't mean I won't.
Look how quickly they turned on each other.
Go on, you were saying?
But if things are going well for you, why would you threaten to destroy the Kingdom?
Right.
And as depressing as that is, it explains…
Feeling guilty about something, Juan?
all my children,
I don't think that would be a good idea.
I really do. Um…
I didn't really help there, did I?
Yeah?
Lucifer, I know you.
[Lucifer] And there it is.
What did April do? Come in here and whine?
-All right, he's been a real ass. -Hmm.
The Kingdom was built from the ground up by our father.
Okay.
[scoffs, inhales deeply]
-I'm sorry for my partner. -No, he's right.
He was gone a while.
I was fully prepared to hunt you down and kick your ass is what.
Regardless of what's happened, we're family.
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
except you had a chip on yours so big you managed to self-actualize it.
Couldn't you have just told us that's how we all work,
and get one simple answer.
-If you insist on putting it that way. -But I-- I don't understand.
You have a futon, right?
You got your own kingdom as a reward for bad behavior.
He thinks it's the family. I--
We're all being tortured.
No, Father, this is all my fault.
I needed to get away. I couldn't take it anymore.
Unh-unh. Just hold that thought.
He's mortal, isn't he?
so that you could deal with your issues and--
Excuse us. Lucifer, I--