Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

it is crucial that you listen, Dwight.

Please have a seat.

We're not following you, Halpert.

I should've just had you call me on my cell.

Sorry. Um, David is in Vermont.

YOU GOT THIS, SCHRUTE

Forget everything we taught you.

I hate to get going.

If she asks, will you tell her I said that?

Uh, just ignore every instinct you have.

with this company in Philly that I'm helping start--

This is gonna work out best for you

also the first time I've ever been excited about work,

MY EYES FEEL LIKE TWO FLAMING MEATBALLS IN MY SKULL

Okay. With pleasure.

Okay, well, this is a lost cause.

You know, I think there could be a lot of benefits

i hate this you're better

He's been sailing for two days.

Yeah! Okay. [Clears throat]

When he comes home in the morning,

Yeah. [Chuckles]

He's been growing that mustache for weeks.

Right. [Chuckles]

So nothing to worry about.

- Whoa. - Andy.

We're trying to reach Jim Halpert, not Batman.

Thanks, David. Thank you so much for calling me today.

- Wait. Why are you--

The White Pages.

I don't recall.

and now I'm like, "that poor gimp is somebody's child."

Jim and I are pretty sure she had an affair