Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, fools, it's real chinchilla!
Now, I know you don't want to be a cheerleader
You got a full ride
to the songs of "Saturday Night Fever."
to start dancing like Soul Train-style?
Fame is not something to aspire to.
If Noah's Ark Pool Cleaning Service can do 20 pools a week
Dinner for two at Breadstix.
♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪
You don't like it, there's the fricking door.
so we thought we needed something old,
♪ You should be dancing, yeah! ♪
Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me!
♪ What you doin' on your back? ♪
You just, you know, you can't... do this for me, all right?
You never needed me before.
that I'm a thousand percent sure
I just want to be famous, plain and simple.
Would he?
♪ Ha...! ♪
No, wait. The dance thing is fixed?
And it's not just the sex tape.
♪ I'm a dancing man and I just can't lose ♪
(audience cheering, whistling)
Whoo! ♪ I got fire in my mind ♪
Here we are weeks away from graduation,
Your five-mile ride on top of Mrs. Witt's Chrysler
♪ And you come to me ♪
even though everyone else
I'm sorry to interrupt, but I'm your biggest fan.
♪ Ow! ♪
Maybe you can get a business degree;
in the legendary dansical
♪ My woman takes me higher. ♪
It's the ones we didn't dare to dream.
It's the nation's top cheerleading program
where we're gonna begin our lives thing, but
but back when I was in Glee Club,
♪ I really need to learn ♪
Right in front of Rachel, with...
♪ My woman gives me power ♪
Well, Porcelain, because we're going to start
to stop being a dream and become a reality.
That was amazing!
I mean, he wouldn't actually go out like that.
Okay.
♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
♪ We know how to do it ♪
♪ Got the wings of heaven on my shoes ♪
It's Whitney--
♪ She's juicy and she's trouble ♪
♪ And me. ♪
We need to book you on a reality TV gig ASAP.
♪ Just to boogie with you ♪
He thinks my dream is unreasonable
an-and we didn't think it was a very good idea.
♪ Stayin' alive... ♪
Well, actually, it doesn't work without you...
♪ Oh ♪
in that it seemed to solve
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
One of them was disappointed
and then everything would be fine.
Of course, I want us to go to New York,
♪ Then you softly leave ♪