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That's the third morning in a row you've done that.
What? Dennis, do not talk to me that way. I am your wife.
I-I froze up. He's great.
- Oh, I don't work. - Oh.
- This is where I take a shower. This is where I live, Dennis.
You guys, uh, have any questions?
Yikes. Shit's getting pretty real for you, huh?
- She means business. - Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Why would you think that you needed to sign a phone bill?
Yeah, he's excellent. But he slapped a restraining order on us. We can't use him.
- Please don't - - I don't want to though.
- Ooh. Ouch. - Yeah.
It was fun
Well, that was quick, guys.
Okay, well, I'm gonna need the car to get over there.
And since you would have been my best man, you should probably throw it for me. Yeah.
- I knew you were seeing someone else! - Honey, no -
How are you not grasping this situation?
I just kidnapped Bill Ponderosa's kids.
Hello Hello
- No job at all. - Mmm.
- You think it's gonna be that easy, dude? - Well, yeah, of course.
Now do I write the word "too," or should I write the number "2"?
I don't care.
'Cause I remember marrying Maureen Ponderosa.
and I'm inclined to agree with him.
You're my boy toy. No, I'm not gonna leave our apartment -
- I bring nothing to the table! - You bring nothing to the table!
- Divorce! - What? What did you just say?
Oh, not bad. Yeah, not bad. I'm getting a divorce.
And you also acquired Miss Ponderosa's debt.
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