Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Then don't do it. - I felt like I was doing it pretty good.

I'll do the word.

- Okay. - Did you get the apartment back?

I gotta get my hetero on.

Look who got a brand-new car.

I never got a bachelor party. We should go to the strip club.

- So I sort of had to call you - - Hey, hey, I-I miss you too, bud.

- Yeah, but - - You should keep 'em.

Okay. Except on my work days. I do have to go to work.

I will divorce you, Maureen. I'll do it.

And I'm saying, Charlie, you should get over it, move on.

I GOTTA GET MY HETERO ON

Oh, no. No, it's no big deal. It's just Bill Ponderosa.

She turned it into her craft studio where she makes terrible sweatshirts...

It's pretty good. But you gotta use a little bit more shoulder.

Should you have? You are screwed!

Okay, I'm a little bit drunk - I'm totally drunk, but my mind is sober.

And I hate it! And it's annoying!

Texting me again. This is pathetic.

in addition to the alimony payments, of course.

- I've seen 'em, and I like 'em too. - Yeah, they're good.

because we were going through a little bit of a honeymoon phase.

- I don't give a shit about the car, okay? My life is in ruins. - Mm-hmm.

Why in the hell are you bathing yourself in the sink?