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I never got a bachelor party. We should go to the strip club.

in addition to the alimony payments, of course.

And I hate it! And it's annoying!

I GOTTA GET MY HETERO ON

Texting me again. This is pathetic.

Okay, I'm a little bit drunk - I'm totally drunk, but my mind is sober.

- I've seen 'em, and I like 'em too. - Yeah, they're good.

- Then don't do it. - I felt like I was doing it pretty good.

Should you have? You are screwed!

- Okay. - Did you get the apartment back?

I'll do the word.

She turned it into her craft studio where she makes terrible sweatshirts...

It's pretty good. But you gotta use a little bit more shoulder.

- I don't give a shit about the car, okay? My life is in ruins. - Mm-hmm.

because we were going through a little bit of a honeymoon phase.

I will divorce you, Maureen. I'll do it.

Okay. Except on my work days. I do have to go to work.

Why in the hell are you bathing yourself in the sink?

I gotta get my hetero on.

- So I sort of had to call you - - Hey, hey, I-I miss you too, bud.

And I'm saying, Charlie, you should get over it, move on.

- Yeah, but - - You should keep 'em.

Look who got a brand-new car.

Oh, no. No, it's no big deal. It's just Bill Ponderosa.