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I cannot stand being married to you!
- Oh. - Well, you are somewhat responsible for this.
So I hope so.
I'm so glad you called, Charlie.
I mean, marriage and divorce these days is like more of a formality than anything else.
Listen, I-I don't want to get into your personal life, you know what I mean?
- What is she, some cheap tramp? - Oh, no!
Steve Huffman's legal team: We're lawyers!
You son of a bitch! I'm gonna kill you!
- Actually, I loaned it to both of you ladies.
- Shea butter. - Oh.
We are a couple. Charlie, documents.
- You getting a divorce? - Yeah.
- Flush it, big boy! - Yes! There we go!
- Sorry. You want to have sex? - What? No.
Oh, congratulations, Ms. Ponderosa.
No. God, no. Please close your legs up. That's -
- Don't freak, dude. It's-It's all good, dude. - What?
Had to let my guy go. Had to cut him loose.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely. - Yep.
He's texting me all the time. He calls me, like, nonstop. He bought me a new car.
- Oh, you're gonna jam the car in my face, huh? - Mmm.
- What's the best way to do that when we're texting? - Who cares, dude?
Oh, really? Do you ever stop for one second and think about...
So I'll get dressed and I'll drive you over there and I'll drop you off.
Moving along to art holdings. All I'm seeing is a series of drawings of elephants.
Come to bed And snuggle with me
Come back to bed and snuggle with me.
Guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys.