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See you around, Dennis.
As far as shared assets, I'm not seeing much.
Because i hate it and its annoying
- I - - Maybe I should go to my room.
- Yeah, come on, kids. Let's go home. - No, no, no, no, no.
Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
Thanks.
That was all- That was all this guy.
Not anymore. But you are. About 90K.
I feel like now we can set aside our differences and settle this whole divorce pretty amicably.
I'm not a prostitute. I think that's- that's clear.
Yeah, one second you're on your high horse about how great marriage is...
Oh, Mr. Reynolds.
'Cause if it's you, I'm not interested.
I like that move. What is that, a little motorcycle?
You mind snapping a photo for the Web site?
So, that's cool though. You can just hang out here, I guess...
Oh, I don't work.
Well, you're kinda the only actual lawyer I know...
Yeah, you know, whatever it's gonna take to wrap this up, really.
- Oh, for the divorce. Yeah. - The divorce.
I'm serious. You could be a hand model. You've got the goods.
What? No way, dude. I'm so pissed at you for throwing me out of the apartment.
Well, the, uh, gravity of my situation just set in.
- I did those for you, man. - I like 'em.
What-What - What are you doing? What is that?
I don't love you, Maureen. I don't love you. I never loved you.