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Actually, I came clean to my wife, and she kicked me out of the house.

- All mine. All mine all the time. - All the time.

So this way I figure we'll be even.

- I'm gonna lose my kids. - Okay, great.

I enjoyed it so much that I tracked down Maureen here...

- I can do all kinds of stuff with both hands.

That is not your room anymore. It is my craft studio. So kindly stay out of there.

and I offered her my services, pro bono, of course.

- No, you should stay. - Yeah.

Okay. Look, dude.

Yeah, I got a question. What's in the fanny pack?

Dee, I gave you a car.

You're Watching It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia On FX

Well, you should like 'em. I put a lot of work into 'em.

Yeah, and I'm still pretty pissed about you not throwing me a bachelor party.

that aren't, you know, here.

I love you too, Maureen.