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I would, but she froze my assets.
Oh, God. I don't- I don't - Okay, I'm gonna go in here. Jesus.
And I hate it And its annoying
He's, like, obsessed with me now or something.
Americans after the first debate
Uhh!
- So - - Let's go get you a divorce, huh?
Sorry for just showing up, but you weren't responding to my texts.
- Boy, the old place, huh? - Uhh -
- But you're saying that you don't have a job. - No job.
- So I was like - - I'm gonna go.
"Oh, oh, who washed all the dishes today?"
- The police think that William Peterson - - And he gets it.
- Also, you need a lawyer too. We should talk about that. - I need a lawyer? For what?
# The boys are back in town #
My sex tapes. Yeah.
- Oh, that's Marky Mark. - That's Marky Mark.
It's coming up here. This- Yeah, this is it right here.
What is the recommended amount of money For one to make it rain?
- Yeah. Right. That sounds perfect. - Marriage blows.
- Have you touched them yet? - Absolutely not. What- Who is this man?
Divorce!
Why are you asking me?
Nobody washes the dishes! We eat the food directly off the coffee table and you know it!
I'm tightening the purse strings on this relationship...
This is gonna be an ugly-ass divorce. We're gonna get a mediator.
- Frank, okay?" - Ohh!
Oh, yeah. Well, Charlie did the elephant drawings.
You signed the prenup. Case closed.