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My sex tapes. Yeah.
- So - - Let's go get you a divorce, huh?
I'm tightening the purse strings on this relationship...
I would, but she froze my assets.
- Boy, the old place, huh? - Uhh -
- Also, you need a lawyer too. We should talk about that. - I need a lawyer? For what?
And I hate it And its annoying
- So I was like - - I'm gonna go.
He's, like, obsessed with me now or something.
This is gonna be an ugly-ass divorce. We're gonna get a mediator.
- Frank, okay?" - Ohh!
What is the recommended amount of money For one to make it rain?
- Yeah. Right. That sounds perfect. - Marriage blows.
- Have you touched them yet? - Absolutely not. What- Who is this man?
Uhh!
You signed the prenup. Case closed.
- But you're saying that you don't have a job. - No job.
"Oh, oh, who washed all the dishes today?"
Why are you asking me?
Oh, yeah. Well, Charlie did the elephant drawings.
- Oh, that's Marky Mark. - That's Marky Mark.
- The police think that William Peterson - - And he gets it.
Oh, God. I don't- I don't - Okay, I'm gonna go in here. Jesus.
Divorce!
# The boys are back in town #
Nobody washes the dishes! We eat the food directly off the coffee table and you know it!
It's coming up here. This- Yeah, this is it right here.
Sorry for just showing up, but you weren't responding to my texts.
Americans after the first debate