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And to anticipate your next questions,
Yeah, I guess I'm an astrophysicist because,
Ah, well, then this whole day's ruined.
I mean, the real question is: why is Penny so afraid of me
Wow. Okay.
Go for it, champ.
Penny knows I have a complicated relationship
You don't know what this little boy's gonna be like.
Okay.
reverse, reverse, reverse psychology?
and that was the largest space program in India.
You can't eat peanuts. You're allergic.
but are you really upset about it?
Your son is going to be lucky to have you as a father.
They didn't get the stain out of my Starfleet uniform.
It was a tedious road, but well worth the effort.
You know, studies have shown
Ooh.
You bet I am, bitch.
you wouldn't have to get it dry-cleaned so much.
Then why don't you ever drive yourself?
let's get you a vasectomy.
We finally got to model rockets.
Well, if you didn't make me wear the green body paint in bed,
Come on, you can't really be disappointed.
and you got baby Flash.
Could never bring myself to open it without him. (chuckles)
What about this?
(heartbeat pulsing)
But two days into chatting with Penny,
Well, you know, if we're gonna be