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something to cry about, young man.
Really?
As the saying goes, "Those who can't do, teach."
I know what kind of strength that takes.
Fine. And you? I'm great.
No, it's not! Slow down!
♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪
No, it's not like that.
I've been telling her about my job,
Do you think I could try going a little faster?
Hmm. Well, I have been pretty busy lately.
You know, as a kid, I used to make model rockets.
Wait, what are you doing? It's "T-minus."
If we're going to be real girlfriends,
Now I'm having a son?
Oh, well, slow down.
Well, if you want to see it again, I got it on video.
She is great.
Good talk.
Anything with a neck wider than a nickel.
Okay, just be careful.
I remember for my 16th birthday, my dad bought me a Mercedes.
but this time around, we don't have a preference.
How dare you!
Just because it's a boy, I don't think you need to
Thank you for your support.
I don't know, maybe.
Of course it's wrong.
and you don't seem to care if you live or die.