Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, Leon! - Yeah, come on, now.

You know, I have trouble making eye contact.

- Look who's here. - Hello, Larry.

- There is not another route. - Hey, shush down here for a second.

- I'm an Uber four. - You are so delusional.

Country club. That's an odd-sounding word.

- ( Leon exhales ) - Inhale.

- It stinks. - Highly recommended.

We'll have the car ready for you tomorrow.

- Are you familiar with etiquette? - By the way,

- Yeah. - ...that she thinks you're terrific.

I love glasses on a woman.

Does it have to be this hot?

What do you think you are? What do you think you are?

I was surprised and I blurted something out

I have no clue.

Okay, fuck that. All right, I'll tell you what.

Hey, it was really fun.

- This an Uber? - UberX.

You know what, it's so goddamn hot in there, I don't care.

I'ma need you to go and sit the hell down.

Great sense of humor.

She-- she has a strange way

- Wow. - Oh, geez.

- Okay, try it. Take your phone out. - Okay. Yeah, I will try it.

All right, look, uh, some guy named Greg called for you.

Just surprised Jeff didn't mention it.

Back the fuck up. You good!

No, I'm on the, uh-- I'm on the spectrum.

- How do you know he's black? - I know how black people sound.

- Asshole. - I think so.

Did you call your friend about the-- about the car?

- Out of that hot house? - You can't take that shit.

You are an angry person, okay?

Well, I completely disagree.

Okay, fuckface, I'll tell you what.

- Yeah. - So, let me ask you a question.

Ah, well, that's a bumper.

Really like her.

I don't like the scent of fuck, okay?

No, no, no. Use the guest house.

Oh, don't-- please, don't make me laugh.

Yeah, he's really sorry. He's sorry.

So what do you think? How's it looking?

I have Asperger's! I'm on the spectrum!

Sure. Oh, no problem. Of course.

Larry, hey, I heard you went out on a date.

I can't fight off the penis forever.

Hmm. Is she good-looking?

but can you do me a favor and get

I wouldn't do it to my two eyes, the real eyes.

"Fuck them or they'll fuck you."