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but it's-- it's a little strange.
Has Jeff seen you in those curlers of late?
- Spectrum. - Spectrum.
Nice!
I'm not gonna have sex with my shirt off.
( stammering ) She had a good time.
What are you doing in my house?
Okay, but I can't get home.
Ah, you know Bucharest?
Why are you having sex in my house?
and the other one goes into the concentration camp.
I'll go down to the pound today.
- Oh, wow. - Well, di-did he sound like he was ticked off?
I got, uh, my friend Larry.
I'm talking about lowland women.
- There's always a part two and three. - No, no, no. No!
You're not gonna give me your car?
It was an accident.
I would never live it up. I live it down, I don't live it up.
That turned her on!
Yeah, most people would say Budapest.
- Cooling?! - Yeah.
- You could've mentioned it. - I set you up on a date.
Wet pussy, tight pussy, hot pussy.
- Just let it in. - Yeah.
- Faster. Go. Go." - I didn't do anything.
- when that's coming up? - I'm not your babysitter.
and, uh, you know, we'll have our answer soon.
- I'm sorry. - Ah, no sweat.
Why is Jeff keeping us apart?
No, it doesn't matter at all.
( phone ringing )
and what a horrible idea,
- Why didn't I tell you? - Yeah, why didn't you tell me?
What's going on? What are you doing?
Look, I really wish you had hung around and stayed.
I'll tell you what.
Off-limits!
That means that room is broken in.
Okay, they're not-- they're not children.
I'm coming, honey.
Yeah? Well, that's very nice of you.
but more important, inner beauty.
I'm Justin. My car was the one,
...and, boy, did she try to talk me out of it, but--
( theme music playing )
Okay.
You gave me a one?
I'm, uh-- I'm awfully sorry.
- Trust me. - ...not only is she a beautiful woman,
- We got an hour. - Oh, man.
We'll, uh-- we'll call this one good.
I want you out of the house.
Larry: So, I play with Jeff
You get all sweaty. There's-- it's disgusting.
I swear to God, I just think he's an asshole.
Huh.
- ( metal thuds ) - Shit.
Moves, they're tough. How do you do it?
And, uh, like, the car, it wasn't...
Yellows. If there's anyway that-- to ignore the yellows.
Uh, don't I get any credit for the note?
Um, how bad is it?
You said, "Let's live it up."