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♪ (TANGO INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING) ♪
you know, this is the estimate I got from the dealership,
I'm so sorry, but I gotta...
Tina: And fold our legs over into plow.
- Yeah. - Okay.
Oh, what a fucking asshole.
- Get out of my car. - Give me that cell phone.
You a Anglo-Anglo motherfucker.
Okay, like children. Say you had a "Sophie's Choice."
if he came upstairs to her-- to her bedroom?
that could've been resolved far earlier.
- That's it? - Mm, she li-- yeah.
Uh, obviously you got my note.
I'm a little smitten. I'm a little smitten.
- Yeah, four. - A four? I am a three.
- I'm delusional? - Yes!
Yeah, well, walk. Get the fuck out! Go now!
I'm not gonna sit here and leave her at fuckin' part one.
What's wrong with you?
What she see's in him, I have no idea.
Why would he need to?
- You, uh-- you hit my car. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
All right, go! Just leave.
I know they're gonna be responsible,
-That's... mommy's business. -It's not really your business.
I feel like I know you already.
Look at that.
- You are asking me to set you up with-- - Let's be honest about it.
This bus is a very cold, unforgiving place.
Gotta love 'em. Namaste.
- How was it? - Oh, fantastic.
- Yeah. - You know?
What do you call it? You try to, like,
All right, you know what?
I'm supposed to go to, um-- sir?
And come out of it.
- Am I wrong? - Kind of took a gamble picking you up
- Well-- - They're some of the most beautiful in all of Europe.
Why don't you move over one?
- I can't fuck... - Huh?
why don't I just take care of this?
Free. ( chuckles )
Would you come with me to the foster pound?
I'm in here fuckin' at 92 degrees.
- She good looking? - Bridget? Beautiful.
- The guest house?! - Use that shit, man.
Have you seen the women on the beaches in-- no, you have not.
My friend Jasper's golden.
- Asperger's. Yeah, what about it? - Asperger's.
All right, I-I've had enough of you.
Right, right. The third eye's real.
No, you sit there. No, no.
( door opens )
He'll be fine once we get to the restaurant.
Always looking forward for a trip to the foster pound.
What?! What? What?
- ( woman moaning ) - ( Leon laughing )