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( sighs ) You know, why don't--
- Okay? M'kay. - Oh, sure, yeah.
talk that way to Eddie Haskell
You gonna bring my rating down.
She holds it like a pencil. That I've never seen before.
Hey. Hey. How long is this gonna take?
I mean, it's, you know--
Okay? I am not talking about mou--
but Uber says you're a one, buddy.
( chuckles ) Okay.
You just made my day
The whole reason I hit this car
Anyway, this car, I--
is because you was up here-- yack, yack, yack--
When I said to you, "If you were gonna
- Yeah. - ( chuckles )
This is danger. Come and sit!
- They're final?! - They are final.
not filled in.
Okay, or whatever you're saying,
No one wants to see this.
an estimate from the dealer.
You'll come over and I'll give you a check.
- Larry: I can't see shit! - Leon: Fuckin-- whoa!
( Leon chuckles )
Yeah? Like what?
No, I guessed your number. Yeah, I got your note.
- You no listen! - Man: You clipped a mirror.
Driver: You gonna make me crazy now.
You got a couple options.
- Tomorrow. Yeah. - Sorry.
Jeff never mentioned anything, I'm so sorry.
- Doesn't hurt at all. - It's-- it's disrespectful.
- "...am I gonna make a move?" - Mmm.
I gave you a five. I gave you a five.
- Huh?! - Look at that.
I'm a good five right now.
You know how the third eye works, huh?
You should be lucky that I even did that for you.
Yeah.
( exhales )
I'm not prejudiced in any way...
First of all,
So maybe you could give this one to Bridget.
I have a friend who asked us a favor
- It's good to have a mechanic as a friend. - Jeff: Sorry about that.
You know, we'll call you.
...and that little prick son ruined it for me.