Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Look. Yeah, yeah. - It's disrespectful.
- T-t-- yeah, tomorrow. - Yeah.
Tina came over.
and get a phone call from a friend, okay?
Really? Fantastic?
- Hey, you know what? - What?
- I know. - Man: Yeah.
That I'm not interested in.
- What did you blurt out? - I said I didn't know you were black.
- Tomorrow. - Tomorrow, tomorrow.
But that's because the boys were upstairs.
Gave me-- he gave me a one and took me down from a five to a one.
That's why we're sitting out here.
Car will be ready when?
Oh, I think so.
I've seen plenty of pictures of Romanian women.
- What'd she say? - She said to me...
Oh, we do both-- heat and AC.
- I'm getting a donut. - No, get something healthy.
Yeah, I did. I-- I gotta text her
I just came to apologize
Eh, because most white people with black friends
How is it, uh, we've never met?
You have two children, heating and air-conditioning.
Well, you already did it, right?
She's not a-- not a big fan of mine.
so just get-- get me an Uber.
Guess whose number I got.
I've never seen a person sit in the middle.
Well, I'm not gonna have sex in a 92-degree room.
Tell you that.
A one?
Come on, give me-- give me a little something.
Anyone knows to leave a note.
I don't-- yeah. We'll call you.
- No, I don't-- no. - I take my shirt off while I'm kissing.
- Well, I went in for a-- a kiss. - Yeah.
- Nice to be out, isn't it? - I love this shit.
on what an asshole you are,
- Get the fuck out. - You just made my day.
- How's that? - Fine, but I'm getting
( speaking native language )
If I called you up and said I have a particular problem,
Huh? What do you got?
How 'bout a-- go grab a snack.
unattractive countries, you know, on the planet.
I see a lot of dirty words.
Okay. Now get the fuck out.
Yeah, you like that, huh?
Hey, Greg.
'cause my room won't get hot enough.
I love it. I get completely free.
Eddie, this is our friend Larry.
I want the same-- I want the same privileges as Eddie Haskell!
That's fuckin' right. That's what the fuck she does.
No, I'm here because I have a bad hamstring.
- Why'd you do that?! - Because I was surprised.
- Uh... - So...
I-- I can't do Uber,
if they're reform or conservative.
- Okay, well you-- - It gets hot in here.
( speaking native language )
Oh, change the rating?
What are you sitting in the middle for?