Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He said he's sorry. He's sorry.
And your friendship rating just went down!
All right, Bill, uh, let's not talk about this anymore.
Oh, she's-- she's pretty and smart, sexy.
- You like her? - I do.
If you were gonna fix me up with your sister--
I did not send a child to a concentration camp.
( drill whirring )
Bring it by now, as a matter of fact,
The sweat's on the sheets, I have to take my shirt off.
What are you doing here anyway?
- Because-- - ( stammering ) You got a guest house back there.
Yes, I'm-- is that a problem?
- A two? - On a good day. On a good day!
you insulted the lowland women of my country, okay?
You know, usually I, uh--
Get behind the yellow line and sit down.
You know, and--
Yeah, it's, like, stuck on 92 degrees.
You can leave and you cannot come back.
Mrs. Cleaver hated Eddie Haskell
You know, a couple of things.
at the end of the day, I just--
So I have to take it with a grain of salt.
- Toes up to the sky... - I would fuck her. Damn!
- Romania? - Yeah.
He, um...
- can I bring it over? - Absolutely.
Which one-- which one you gonna keep?
- I-- I get it. - ...towards any group, except my own, of course.
- You love that downward dog. - Leon: I'm a big dog.
Ah, Asperger.
( chuckles )
Again, sorry if I, uh, offended you in any way.
make it seem less fancy.
- The-- the NBC censor. - Yeah, yeah.
- Uh, Bob? - It's Bill.
Come on. I can't look at that.
- Oh, my... - Take that, take that.
Women of the plains. The most beautiful in all of Europe.
- You like that? - Fucking love that shit.
Fucking asshole.
- The fuck is it? - Bridget.
- You-- you be my friend. Go ahead. - Okay.
Sue me. I don't like fuck scent.
You-- you give me two minutes, and I could tell you
You don't know how to respect people.
Yeah, uh, um,
- I'm starting to sweat. - No.
- Man: Sit down! - All: Sit down!
A real person would've hung around
- It's right over there. - That looks nice.
fix me up with your sister,
Ah... hey, Larry.
First, we'll start on our shoulders
- Where is she? - Fuck you think she's at?
I'm-- I'm really sorry for the misunderstanding.
- No, fuck that. - What?
- with that one-star rating. - What?
Hey, could you do me a favor?
Larry: What the-- oh, shit!
- I've studied it for many years, yes. - Is that so?
Ayatollah Curtis Don't Play
- Oh, it is so hot in there. - Yeah, I know.
- That's so cute. - Yeah.
Quite an expensive bottle of champagne I wound up paying for.