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( door closes )
- ( metal crunching ) - Larry: God damn it!
- ( chuckles ) What? - She-- she's had a good time.
Okay, so if you were gonna fix me up with her,
From a five to a zero.
Oh, come on. Op-open the door!
- I know my geography. - Very nice. You do.
- Yogi Tina? - Yeah.
Don't touch my cell phone.
Yeah, he's told me a lot about you, too.
- I don't have it on the truck. Yeah. - What? Three days?
- Four. - ( laughs ) A four?!
Aw. My heart is breaking
I suggest you foster a kid.
- To transfer, right? - Yup.
then you can leave.
( Larry scoffs ) And I'm telling you,
- Yeah? - This is Justin Brown.
- My man. - My man. Thank you.
I'm changing my rating of you.
You know, and after a while,
That's not how the third eye works.
What you have is a cooling problem.
Is that an option? No it’s not an option
- W-why? What's so special about-- - This is my boudoir!
You have to pick one, the one you had an infinity for,
Goodbye.
- I gotta pull over. - What? Pull over?
When one of us messes up, it's less about fixing it and more about seeing who can blame faster without laughing.
- Good. - What she say about me?
Why would he have to mention it?
( speaking native language )
I would never go out with your sister
I just give it to them.
I'm just entering some notes for other drivers.
I will text you my address.
- ( door closes ) - ( Leon sighs ) Man.
listen to this--
I-- I could not live on this planet as a two.
um, as to what my Uber rating would be, looks-wise,
Let it just slip right in.
- Mm-hmm. - Interesting rule.
I'm not giving you my cell phone.
Oh, so she likes hot sex and hot yoga, is that it?
I'm gonna tell them I'm sorry
Well, it's hot yoga.
would you prefer if I said heating or air-conditioning?
- Doesn't even do that for me. - Larry: Huh.
I would kill myself.
you want me to pull up pictures for you?
- Yeah. - I didn't think you were up.
Hold on. Hold on, baby.
Let me just open a programming window on my phone
and we can have it hammered out maybe
greets the light within you."
She wears glasses.
Next time, I won't leave a note.
- What? - Asper...
...at 92 degrees in my room
Man, you gotta say namaste, man.
Wow.
Excuse me, have you ever been to the beaches in Mamaia?
I don't like it one bit.
- You're angry. - You are making me angry, my friend.
I had a window open to consummate.