Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's been happening for decades.

♪ Ooh, I'm not ready to leave ♪

So, listen to what I'm telling you:

He's your boyfriend, mija, and if this relationship persists,

You're now the proud owners of what was previously Southside High.

[Weatherbee] Jughead Jones and Betty Cooper,

Why don't you call me when he's gone. I'll be at a ShareBNB by the Register.

Sierra, how kind. Put that with the rest.

I need you to be my eyes and ears at that event, Archie.

-Sure, we're pals. -Close pals.

That statue cost him a lot of money. He's furious.

Unfortunately, Archie, you'll have to be there for us both.

We haven't saved the trailer park yet.

No, sir. Of course not, Mr. Lodge.

[Poppa] And Lodge is getting sloppy, too. That whole St. Clair kid thing?

[cell phone ringing]

-Or Veronica? -I'm taking the risk here, not you.

I know you can.

But I'm still willing to help the Serpents.

You afraid we might capture something implicating your father?

It's an eviction notice.

But otherwise, you mostly do things in advance. Like picking a sponsor. I asked my abuelita.

I think it has to be.

-I wouldn't. -Good.

Hey, Archie, mind if I cut in?

They're old-school industry titans you don't want to cross.

You... will be the death of us.

to show respect. Or, in this case, to try and make amends.

But if things keep going as they have been,

[Hiram] Smells delicious, Pop.

[man] You the kids looking for a head?