Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have excellent poutine here in Riverdale.

please report to the principal's office.

[cell phone beeps]

Daddy's inner-inner-circle.

as an excuse to turn it up.

You interviewed my grandfather for a history report, not some article.

I really needed to see your face.

And he's offered to pay rent.

I mean, you and Toni are close.

Don't get a chance to make poutine very often. I hope you enjoy it.

Unless there's a reason why I shouldn't go.

Tall Boy was right. You brought the Northside down on us.

And we do not know who stole it.

Exactly. Going after someone's kid in such a blatant way? Who does that?

I overheard him at poker, and I think he's planning something bad.

You can go back to the party. Check on my daughter.

Then Hiram Lodge came by, wanting to stir up trouble.

Right after his daughter's confirmation.

[Teresa laughing]

There's absolutely no evidence, zero proof whatsoever

Sheriff Keller, what a surprise.

Hey, run this to your dad's trailer.

[Jughead] I'm so sorry, Betty.

It's my girlfriend's confirmation. It's a big deal.

You're a Judas, Tall Boy. And an idiot.

Especially to my mom and dad. And, well, my whole family.

Thanks for being here today.

How many times are we gonna push each other away?

I fear I'm leading him down an unrighteous path.

Oh, mija, you've made me the happiest... The proudest father alive.

They're using my article.

which prompted the Southside Serpents to stop by Pickens Day with an ax to grind.

is ushered into an intoxicating, but dangerous life of crime.

even a filthy animal like Nick St. Clair,

Same as the last four times you asked us and our neighbors.

-Uh, who are you? Where's Chic? -I'm Ben. Chic will be right down.

Business isn't discussed for such sacred celebrations as your confirmation.

So handsome. Hello.

And I know it's not my place to ask...

-What should we do with this lowlife? -Strip him of his jacket. Exile him.

What? That's illegal.

Simone St. Clair called to follow up on this gift.

[laughing] For protection.

♪ To the places Where all the veins meet, yeah ♪

-Let's go talk to Mayor McCoy. -I did.

Good old Hiram Lodge.

During the ceremony, Monsignor will ask me to renounce Satan. I will.