Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tom? Why would he call me here?
Well, you're young.
She doesn't even know the Beatles broke up.
I just loved your latest Scientific American.
I'd like to ask you to-to-to be my wife.
♪ tonight ♪
♪ tonight ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, she's my girl ♪
D-e-portment.
♪ a punk rocker, Sheena is ♪
On the proud tradition of Vince Lombardi High.
The national guard?
Tom will never like me. I don't know who I'm kidding.
I suppose that her parents are still alive, too.
Uh, who are these two?
♪ yeah, yeah, I'm no good ♪
♪ oh, baby, ♪ ♪ do you wanna dance? ♪
♪ I want you around ♪
♪ I want you around ♪
Fine. How are you?
And to keep this administration moving forward,
♪ rock, rock, rock, rock, ♪ ♪ rock 'n' roll high school ♪
Hey, Riff!
1, 2… 3, 4.
♪ rock, rock, ♪ ♪ rock 'n' roll high school ♪
1, 2… 3, 4.
♪ lobotomy ♪
I am the one who can provide it for you.
I had no idea the students were so interested in music.
♪ what it's about? ♪
Got some of my homework instead.
All right, class…
To half an hour
♪ well, I don't care ♪ ♪ about history ♪
But I hope that when you hear
Detention… For life!
Screamin', I was wondering if you could give us a little more airtime.
¿Qué pasa?
What do we do with him? Stuff him in a locker.
♪ fun, fun, ♪ ♪ rock 'n' roll high school ♪
like to see Screamin' Steve in action
♪ yeah, yeah, she's the one ♪
I want you to crash that concert.
I am a reasonable, well-educated, mature adult member of society,
Include splitting protons and checkers.
We want the Ramones!
♪ fun, fun ♪ ♪ oh, baby ♪
They're going to destroy the school.
Keep that up till I get back.
Organic alfalfa sprouts. Come on, Joey.
♪ and again and again ♪
You really like him, don't you?
I think he took it well. Let's go get dressed.
Quick, where's a phone? Where's a phone? We've gotta get to a phone!
No hall pass? Hit him, hit him.
is your school, Miss Togar,
Content to scamper playfully about his cage.
Now, what's the first thing you guys do?
Consider yourselves officially enrolled in rock-'n'-roll high school.
Come on, girls. That's right.
Dee dee! 1, 2, 3, 4.
You all act as if everything's so important around here.
♪ but in my heart, ♪ ♪ I'll always love you ♪
Riff! Huh? Uh…
He looks like a little cherub or something. Looks like he's gonna fly away to Heaven.
Hoy, hoy, hoy, hey, hey hey.
♪ they only want ♪ ♪ a little excitement ♪
♪ rock, rock, rock, rock, ♪ ♪ rock 'n' roll high school ♪
Noise? That's The Ramones's best album
It's been a little dry, though.
♪ I'll never find ♪ ♪ a girl like you ♪
And I know just where to begin.
What album? Oh, what album?
The whole school's in turmoil! Well, look.
Tom, you're nervous.
♪ oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪
Couldn't I just practice with myself?
OK, now come on down.
A classic confrontation between mindless authority
My daughter Kate?
♪ I just wanna have some kicks ♪
The Final Solution.
That you'd set me up with Riff Randell.
We're the only ones.
1, 2… 3, 4.
Rock-'n'-roll high school is on the air again.
Yeah, we're gonna be in town one more day,
♪ and I'll twist, ♪ ♪ and they'll twist ♪
♪ a punk rocker ♪
"May I present to you an administrator
All right! Everybody follow me. We're gonna evacuate.
so you can have it.
♪ a punk rocker ♪
I'm hep, daddy-o. I'm into the Ramones.
1, 2… 3, 4.
So what do you think of my school, guys?
I'm expecting Tom to call me tonight.
I only use it on special equations.
♪ well, I don't like ♪ ♪ the teachers and the principal ♪
Whoo!
Hey, pizza! Great.
Hey, pizza! It's great. Let's dig in.
♪ gabba gabba, hey ♪
1, 2… 3, 4.
Don't worry. You'll be in the back seat with Eaglebauer.
I'm Riff Randell, rock-'n'-roller.
♪ yeah ♪
Yeah, I got 'em on me.
How many times do I have to tell you? No pizza for you, Joey.
On this fantastically expensive stereo
I need to broaden my horizons!
Please, sit down, sit down.
♪ rock, rock, ♪ ♪ rock 'n' roll high school ♪
Anybody got any glue?
You handled that very well, Miss Togar.
♪ hey-ho, let's go ♪