Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A feat which was practically unheard of
Very good, but that's geography, and this is calculus.
♪ you better ♪ ♪ get out of the way ♪
♪ gabba gabba, hey ♪
♪ fun, fun, rock 'n' roll ♪ ♪ high school hey, my man. ♪
♪ Squeeze me, baby, ♪ ♪ all through the night ♪
♪ you know she makes ♪ ♪ my life complete ♪
♪ We're out there having fun ♪ ♪ in the warm California sun ♪
♪ School's out for Summer ♪
♪ now ♪
Watch the mouse while I turn it on.
Hey, Riff, thanks for the ticket.
Can't go to the concert…
♪ rock, rock, rock, rock, ♪ ♪ rock 'n' roll high school ♪
Just you, the skyline and your training partner.
Nice weather we been havin', huh?
♪ yeah, and I'll twist… ♪
I think they're trying to tell us something.
Which is why I called a special assembly together tomorrow
I want someone with huge breasts.
Things sure have changed since we got kicked out of high school.
Just go hand over hand,
♪ I want you around ♪
Those are our records.
♪ they're gettin' ♪ ♪ farther out every day ♪
Demerit! Demerit!
It's a code nine!
You can't take this lying down.
♪ and they're goin' ♪ ♪ to the discotheque à go-go ♪
We got another freshman! Please, put me down! Help!
And a…
♪ blitzkrieg bop ♪
As he appeared before the start of my investigation -
Now, for the next three days,
Listen, you have a hall pass? Well, no.
♪ smokin' in the boys' room ♪
Is he all right?
The past semester has been a black Mark
What's all this commotion?
♪ I know what ♪ ♪ you're thinkin' about ♪
And lunch is to be cut down
♪ well… ♪
♪ all the girls ♪ ♪ are in love with me… ♪
♪ what they want, ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪
Let's see what you got. Oh, this is nice.
Well… Once I played nurse with a boy next door
I've got my own future to think about.
Kate, she stole my songs.
Tell them to meet me immediately
OK. OK, girlie, the boys'll take a look at 'em
An ultimatum.
Put on these ear protective devices,
Hey, come on, you guys. Follow me into the school.
And, if you play your cards right,
Oh, really?
Back, back.
♪ punk, punk ♪
I'm first in line.
♪ tonight ♪
Well, I wanna go out on a date.
♪ they're ready to go now, ♪ ♪ they got their surfboards ♪
Get him.
♪ and all the king's men ♪
This is Screamin' Steve again,
♪ fun, fun ♪
Go get 'em, guys!
Remember, if your principal ever gives you trouble
Riff Randell.
Go and monitor the halls.
One week after the introduction of rock-'n'-roll music.
All I've gotta do is get my songs to them.
Are you kidding? "What's that thing in your ear?"
I've done more detentions than anyone in the school's history.
♪ Fun, fun, oh, baby ♪
Hi. It's Tom.
♪ all day long ♪ ♪ you been wantin' to dance ♪
Have you seen two young high school girls around?
♪ a punk rocker, Sheena is ♪
Okay okay, bye. BRO HURRY UP SHE'S CALLING THE COPS!!!
Sure you are. Got any drugs?
He played his electric guitar far into the night,
See ya later, Tom.
♪ rock, rock, rock, rock, ♪ ♪ rock 'n' roll high school ♪
Hey, yeah! That's right.
So, three members of your family are dead?
Color TV, stereo, wet bar, waterbed!
Oh, come on. It's not the end of the world.
Why don't you just take a number and have a seat?
…That awful rock and roll music.
Ahchoo!
Goodbye, cheerleader.
♪ pulsating to the back beat ♪
♪ blitzkrieg bop ♪
♪ blitzkrieg bop ♪
♪ 'cause that's not where ♪ ♪ I wanna be ♪
Among the members of the student body,
♪ the kids ♪ ♪ are losing their minds ♪
Ramones? You're responsible for making that horrible rock-'n'-roll music?
♪ but I'll treat you ♪ ♪ like I should ♪
Number one with a bullet.
We gotta take turns in the back.
♪ to both of us ♪
Yay, Joey!