Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Aw, no, no, no, no.

Oh, what is it? Is it Road to Ruin?

♪ they're tellin' us ♪

On my beautiful waterbed,

♪ tonight ♪

♪ rock, rock, rock, rock, ♪ ♪ rock 'n' roll high school ♪

The minute there's not a teacher in the room,

Tom? Tom. Tom, are you all right? Speak to me.

- A girl! - Everyone, hide!

I got you a date with Kate. Whoo-hoo.

I'm gonna get you a date with the most primo lady in this school -

♪ I don't wanna be ♪ ♪ a pinhead no more ♪

As I am going to - Mr. McGree -

You're live on the air, girls.

And you are a spoiled heathen punk who has taken over my school.

♪ hangin' out all by myself ♪

If anyone wants to join me at front-row center,

Angel, baby, good to see ya.

Great. Just remember what I told you.

♪ Do you wanna dance ♪ ♪ under the moonlight? ♪

I'm Riff Randell, and this is rock-'n'-roll high school!

I'd like you to look over the chapter on Beethoven's Fifth Symphony

Why, thank you. I love concerts.

♪ I want you around ♪

He's so sweet-looking, kinda like a cream puff.

Well, I'm very happy to see that you've come to your senses.

I have made a full report.

♪ I just wanna have some kicks ♪

In your average concert.

I wanna get laid before I'm 30.

Don't forget the sock hop this evening.

♪ I just want to be with you ♪

♪ well, the girls out there ♪ ♪ knock me out, you know ♪

Has Riff Randell given up?

♪ high school… ♪

All you have is a buck? I'll have that.

♪ she's the one, ♪ ♪ she's the one ♪

♪ they're gonna ♪ ♪ make a fuss ♪

All right, give me your tickets. I will give them to Charity.

♪ 'cause that's not ♪ ♪ where I wanna be ♪

Then stand aside, Mr. McGree.

♪ Well, I don't care ♪ ♪ about history ♪

This is the rock-o-meter. Gee.

♪ she's the one ♪

Yeah, well, this is "rock 'n' roll high school."

♪ tonight ♪

This incident is going down on your permanent record,

Let me see your pupils. You're stoned. This guy doesn't get in.

See you later, Togar. It's already fifth period.

Donated by the principal of Vince Lombardi High!

Oh, come on. How often do you get to see the Ramones?

♪ gettin' caught would surely ♪ ♪ be the death of us all ♪

Let's go monitor the freshman. Good idea.

♪ they're going through ♪ ♪ a tight wind ♪

This is the big time Ricky, this is rock and roll

♪ tonight ♪

♪ I met a nurse ♪ ♪ that I could go for ♪

♪ the one ♪

♪ before the evening's done ♪

♪ Come on, come on, ♪ ♪ let's go, and again ♪

If it's discipline that you students need,

♪ a pretty little chick ♪ ♪ wherever you go ♪

I'll take care of Eaglebauer.

♪ she had to break away ♪

♪ rock, rock, rock, rock, ♪ ♪ rock 'n' roll high school ♪

We'll go ourselves, thanks.

Honey, you're not a songwriter,

She'll be a pushover.

I hear it's been raining cats and dogs in Idaho.

There's many more of them. You'll get one.

♪ when I see her on the street ♪

Miss Togar, I have no particular love for rock-'n'-roll,

♪ we're out there having fun ♪ ♪ in the warm California sun ♪

♪ she's the one, ♪ ♪ she's the one ♪

♪ punk, punk ♪

♪ hey-ho, let's go ♪

I know I can write for the Ramones.

Let's move it. Hey!

Screw you, principal Togar. We made it to the concert, anyway! Yeah!

Thank you, Tom. Oh, thank you for saving my songs.

♪ A punk rocker ♪

♪ Sheena is ♪

Aah! We won! We won!

Please, I'll be late for my first class.

Good to see ya. How are ya doin'? Good.

Little dry lately, though,

♪ deliver me ♪ ♪ from the days of old ♪

You two are not doing your jobs.

♪ A punk rocker ♪

♪ fun, fun, oh, baby ♪

Yeah, this way. Come on, let's go.