Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That is not cool.

Bitch, you're the parasite!

Get out of here! Barb'll be back any second.

Ugh, I know. I swore I'd never do long-distance.

You think I'd be into a guy just because of his pheromones?

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah-- okay, okay.

but it's nice to be back home.

No, you don't understand.

It's squishy! Give me a hand!

on complex, large-scale engineering projects.

That'swhat this has been about?

You are a human, yep.

Bradward! Bradward, wait!

: Oh! Your real name is Bradward?

-Barbasaurus Rex! -Jet?

I got to figure this out. I got to... Wait!

No, it's more of a diplomatic issue.

You know what? On our second date,

Bradward, nothing is happening with Jet.

Hey, you'll find someone who loves you

-Brad, let me give you a hand. -Don't touch me,

And you finished at the exact same time.

but then you ruin it by acting all weird.

Don't kill my people!

who teamed up with the Borg.

to record all this as evidence for your court-martial.

This is real, Bradward.

Oh, that's cool. It wasn't like I was using my implant

No, there's no way she's human. That's her tell.

you were dating a dude dog who loves-- Whoa!

-Double lattice!

BOTH: Stay away from him!

COMPUTER: Warning. Platform approaching

First, you come in looking sexy as hell,

-And get this: T88s. -That can't be right.

would have disrupted her positronic brain.

and pretty and funny, and I'm...I'm just me.

I'm gonna blow their minds in Medical.

I managed to reverse the polarity

Implant her reptoid spawn. Stay close.

-Ah! Whoa. -Uh...

-Bradward! Bradward, wait!-