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after you got my friends arrested?
- That's cool, congratulations. But there's nothing else,
I know you can't remember their names, but...
- And then when I was hidden in the cart, I called the cops.
- Yum, yum, yum.
- Yeah, well like he said, I just got out of jail.
I got us all shirts that say, "Doug's Dudes."
- Yeah, he's married to Sharon's friend, Zudy.
- Ooh.
have the tag line, "This summer there are takebacks."
for good behavior. What the hell?
Is he a cop? - He's not a cop.
now that it all worked out!
- Nope, I was a real sweet pea, so they let me out
after looking at photos of Cam Newton.
- A couple? - Oh, please.
- Thank you, Diaz. - No!
Oh, is forever spelled out, or is it the number four?
- My pizza!
- So what do you think? Which gum looks
- I'd rather see butts.
It was much easier this way.
I tried to flag down your taxi as you were leaving
- Hey, sir.
- Exactly, they're scary. Look, I can be cool.
One step closer to trust. Now I'ma go out there and help
- Trudy Judy...
- Perfect, that means he hasn't reported it.
- Guys, relax, Jake wasn't gonna arrest anybody.
because I always wanted to remember what it felt like
We didn't have the diamonds. It wasn't enough evidence.
or crazy small, whichever's more expensive.
and gone for the fish cake machine.
. .
- Love that.
- Calm down, Jake. Maybe it's a small wedding.
because I know you'll abuse it,
- Yes! Deal. Reverse heist, baby.
- I put a lot of work into this weekend.
where's the business card? - What?
No, go back to Jason Mraz.
- You wanted me to find that invitation.
- Just you, not Diaz.