Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I masturbated eight billion times and I have no plans to stop
people found entertainment in abusing the village idiot.
Bart, would you like to say grace?
Hi. I'm Bart Simpson.
You deserve to be expelled.
The smoke will wake us up.
Well, I guess they'd help me hold the dictionaries up.
Marge, this calls for an emergency meeting of the church's spiritual council.
Lying down.
I'm the real Jesus here!
Bart, I'm glad you had fun,
We'll show your mother our god kicks her god's butt.
Think of the leg up you'd have!
Don't have a cow, man
Well, I'm gonna show Bart that Protestants can be hip, too.
That's my favorite game.
no birth control, no meat on Friday...
I made a dog and a cat kiss, I swiped a bolted-down TV from a Holiday Inn...
Yes, Homer?
St. Jerome's Catholic School?
Marge is here all alone.
Sorry, Marge.
Once you go Vatican, you can't go back again.
I'll say a rosary for you.
We've gotta stop 'em now!