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You're leaving with me!

He's all yours.

Sister Thomasina, I've taken the liberty of knockin' the vinegar out of him.

Well, I'm not having another 12 kids.

I was laying in the gutterpickin' up my teeth,

I need two AA batteries. Now!

And that was about our holy right to come to church with wet hair.

...I coveted the wife in Jaws II, I lied to a waiter,

You just don't get it.

And you look like you've accepted someone as your personal something.

Can't we just keep going forward in our textbooks?

to pick out a religion for you.

Welcome to Protestant Heaven.

I wiped a booger on your shirt,

With all the sitting and standing and kneeling,

But remember...

Get 'em from the smoke detector.

Guys, I'm serious!

Commander Biden?

And if you get kicked out of that one, you're going straight in the Army,

by snowmobiles, until he died.

You're just like your mother--

masturbating in the future.