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Willie, during the festival, you'll be wearing these urine-soaked rags.

Care to join us?

If I do, I'll be the worst priest ever.

Hubcaps? Reeboks?

St. Sebastian was a pious Roman soldier.

Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don't love your choices.

Well, that's true, but if you do break a rule,

in a pointy white hat?

Everyone should be able to choose their faith, just like I chose Buddhism.

the band once known as Quiet Riot...

Shouldn't Bart and I be able to choose our own religion if we want to?

I've made a sacred commitment to the Catholic Church, and...

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nibble and gnaw at their overstuffed buttocks!

If there's a problem, I'm sure we can talk it over.

Bart, get your things.

Your church suckered him in with gory stories,

Or does under-tipping make you colorblind?

wafer becomes the body of Christ?

Marge, all by yourself today?

Bart, I'm sick of playing the tomfool.

We believe that God's last prophet, Bart Simpson, preached a message of tolerance and love.

Don't have a cow, man,