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-leading to another multiversal war. -(BEEPING)

-We are. -You're not.

Oh, yeah, Phil Coulson.

You wanna get out of here, right?

were born an organic creature,

Honestly, I'm actually a fan. Yeah.

I don't enjoy it.

Sorry, the Time Twister just loops you, not the furniture.

MOBIUS: And then the Dark Elves attack the palace,

and I see the clowns are playing their parts to perfection

You do know yourself.

Well, what difference does it make?

I know what I am.

You're an irrelevance.

The TVA has stepped in to fix your mistake

(OVER PA) From the flight deck, Captain William A. Scott,

This is absurd.

That's so messed up.

I comply. Jeez!

and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul.

Positioning of the bodies indicates they didn't know what the hell hit 'em.

-What's going on? -LOKI: Hang on. Everyone quiet.

Makes you sound super smart.

You should choose your words more carefully.

That's the sixth attack in the last week.

because it has to.

yet the wrong path always taken.

When the demolitionist gives a bomb to his victim:

(INHALES) Well, let's start with a little cooperation.

I can't believe you were D.B. Cooper. Come on!

On behalf of the Time Variance Authority,

-Ticket, sir! -I tried to ask that guy for a ticket!

How do you plead?

(CHAINS JINGLING)

Damn it! Why won't it work?

(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

I hereby arrest you for crimes against the Sacred Timeline.

Do you enjoy hurting people?

A villain. (SIGHS)

You wouldn't understand.